How i wish.

My choices of study ?
I have weird choices of studies.
1) Zoology.
2) Climate studies.
3) Archaeology.
4) Wild life management.
5) Conservation Biology.
Sometimes. i wish. i wasn’t borned in singapore.
Cuz then i think i’ll have more chances of the stuff i want to study..
Sigh~

thats BIG !

i was watching Monster Quest : Giant Fish.
Apparently in 2005. in cambodia, they caught a Huge Catfish.
The Mekong Giant Catfish [Pangasianodon gigas]

This monster stands 2.7meters which is abt 9ft long.
It is as big as a grizzly bear. it weights a freaking 646 pounds.
That is like.. 293 kg..
I’m fucking 57kg. and i am only. 5″6ft or [...]

fail.

Travel Plans –> failed.
Study Plans –> failed.
Work Plans –> failed.
And they say this is a better year for me.
FUCK MY LIFE.

sigh.

All i can do now is.. DEEP SIGH.
And sigh.
And sigh somemore.
Ah hah. so funny. so smart. CO CLEVER. you win le lor.
YOU ALWAYS WIN WHAT ! since when did u ever lose before.
You wanna win. FINE. go ahead. WIN.
Almighty.
Signing out,
Kelcium is sad. now fuck off.

Officially.

Today. June 28. 2009.
We. are officially Screwed.
We. are officially Fucked.
We. can officially dig a HUGE hole and bury ourselves.
Cuz we ! are as good as DEAD !
God. please. Drop me a sign.
[dun drop what no smoking sign or what ever shit ok. basket.]
Climate studies. Plant and Animal Biology.
Earth and Environment: Dynamic Planet – oh yea.
4 [...]

hmm.

if lets say. u were cutting ur nails in the living room.
And the rubbish bin is just a few steps away.
And the window is also a few steps away.
Which would u choose ?
I’ll always choose to go the the bins.
But my dad perfers the window.
Now u know where to catch litter bugs eh.
Signing out,
Kelcium hate [...]

WAHAHAHA.

When there’s something strange..
In the neighbourhood..
Please DON’T call ! KEL~CI~UM~ !

LOL.

” Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents
their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000.
The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on
Michael Jackson’s comeback tour. “
FML

M.I.A.M.J.

Another few little boys safe from being traumatised.
-.-
ok lets not be bad. lets do the 1 min of silent thingy.
Starting…..
now.
.
..
…
….
…..
ok nvm. lets fast forward the 1 min. i am a damn impatient man.
And i couldn’t care less for that 20 secs more.
i’m sorry MJ. life goes on. for the rest.
i am still peeling. its damn disgusting. [...]

i know.

I must be crazy.
I’m sure.