Suddenly feel so bored. And a little helpless.
Maybe i should just go to sleep instead of thinking
Abt needless things.
Yes. Thats what i should do today.
I shall go to bed early.
And start another new and fucked up day tml.
cheers. to the dumbfuck that wrote this post.
Signing out,
Kelcium..what a life.
Tai chi master.
I have never seen such skills before. I think its like..
World class standard ? yea..it is.
From one department they push me to another department.
First they say nothing. then tell me got stone. then again no
Stone..doc say “hmm..weird but lucky..CT scan shows no more stone.” then they tell me maybe its mascular skeletal
injury. i have a SPASTIC back. so push me to mascular
Skeletal dept. wrote a memo for me.
combo : 99 hits.
life damaged : 9999/10000
life left : 1/10000
From all those scans i’ve done..think..ya..huge damage. lol.
-.-
Damn sian lah..when will my problem settle ?! Doc act like they know ur conditions well..but afterall. Its still your body. And you still know ur body better then they do. When i say i still experience pain. I mean i still EXPERIENCE pain. understand ? good.-.-
Think this sat have to go out to shop for pants. think my mom sure make a lot of noise one. somemore i better get my couz a present before she fly back to aussie.
Very sad. Very broke. Where pay ?
Here’s a story abt breaking wind :
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesmangreets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”
He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.
Signing out,
Kelcium didn’t break wind. He broke wind.
Even grow ups or older ppl don’t abide simple rule like
Do not bring food into the auditorium ?
Hey come on. its common sense. Unless u don’t have a brain.
Those inconsiderate idiots that eat on train too.
Please.
I would advice you to grow a brain instead of using common
Sense cuz it seems that ur brain is either malfunctioning
Or under developed.
They should just do slides on power point like these..
And constantly play them on the screen over and over
During break time..or tea sessions.
Or maybe do a voice clip..cuz during tea sessions..ppl
Tend to bring drinks into the auditorium.
So they should just do a voice clip :
“you ! yes..you there..NO FOOD AND DRINKS in the
Auditorium ! Don’t you understand simple instructions ?!”
-.-
I’m just bored.
And i just remembered.
I have yet bought any pants/jeans for new year.
SHIT !
i tot my leg had recovered. i was wrong. went for a run.
seems that its not ok yet. damn.
will i see you again tml ? hmm. hopefully.
Signing out,
Kelcium..is..bored ?
Chinese new year is comin !
sian.
Gonna hear the most irritating questions soon.
-.-
This few weeks huh..damn boring.
Boring + bad news = EVEN MORE boring.
Life’s bad. Work’s bad. whats new.
Everything is bad. Its not that i’m pessimistic but the truth
Is..its like that !
unless i have powers like zeus..or thor.
then i might just strike down any idiot who attempts
to irritate me.
Maybe i should just learn some martial arts.
Some jeet kun do..arkido..taekwondo..bo doh..whateverdo.
Then i can say:
iwillslapyourfaceifyouirritatemeagain.com.sg
Bloody hell..works gonna get busier and busier.
Life’s gonna get more and more boring.
Course is gonna come sooner and faster.
I’m gonna be more and more moody.
I’m gonna have more pimples poping out sooner & faster.
I’m gonna have more stress..more and more.
Yay. i think i’ll die young if these carries on.
I feel so random today.
Signing out,
Kelcium’s..comin..
I think the word i used the most is “fuck“.
I think if u go ahead and search this word on the blog .
You’ll see quite a number of post that consist of this word.
I think i’m just bored.
Signing out,
Kelcium is doing stupid things again. as usual.
To change my blog skin template.
And so i did.
Feels better now ? does it ?
My mind is still a little knocked out.
Its quite sudden..maybe i’m just very tired.
I suddenly have the urge to say this out loud.
Ppl..hope you don’t mind.
Warning : Do not highlight the space abv..
Thank you wordpress for increasing the storage space
From 50mb ? to 3Gb ! wonderful job wordpress.. =)
Kudos !
Signing out,
Kelcium is tired of his skin & himself.
my mind is totally blank now.
I forgot what i wanted to say.
Signing out,
-.- Kelcium -.-
Erm..i tot my mom is just like..regular crazy.
I didn’t know she’s actually super crazy.
My sis told her today..her tour guide friend will have teens.
From japan comin over to homestay at ppl’s hse for a period
Of time. I think its like a cross culture or sort. And the
Residents do get paid of course.
And its like..maybe a girl and a guy.. or diff combinations
Or what so ever lah. i dunno lah huh.
And my mom actually say go ahead..we’ll do it.
And they actually have to like..slp in our room.
ya. then where i slp -.- sofa ah ?
( F -> female : M -> male )
1 F 1 M -> F in sis’s room. M in my room.
2 M -> both in my room. i slp with sis.
2 F -> MAI TU LIAO both in my room. & i slp my room !
(possible scenario..except for the last one duh -.-)
LOL..just kidding lah.
i dunno what to say to my crazy mom.
i dunno.was speechless for a moment tho.
interesting i would say. but life would be disrupted.
So pros & cons..
-.-
RAIN. RAIN AGAIN. ALWAYS RAIN WHEN I WANNA
GO JOGGING. wtf.
-.-
LOL. i’m not sure abt that.
Signing out,
Kelcium’s culture shocked.
When Will I See Your Face Again
(Verse)
Here I Am, Everyday,
Since You Said, You’d Come Again,
But It’s Not Fair, Cos You’re Not Here,
I Wait In Vain, But Nothing Has Chaaanged,
I’m A Flower, Soaking In The Rain,
If I Could Wish One Thing, I’d Hear You Call My Name,
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Which 21 year old idiot still get scalded while eating hot stuff.
At such an age..only one left.
me.
EK & me ate at cck pastamania..cuz the other places..
All like..super crowded..and we he have 45mins left.
So ended up at pastamania.
I took the Ham & sausage baked rice + italian green apple soda.
As usual lah.
This time i scaled my mouth.
Stupid right ? somemore i blow quite a few times.
Hey wait..that sounded a bit off. *rephrase !*
I blew at the food for quite a few times before i put it into
My mouth. Somemore we were in kind of a hurry.
Cuz he’s gotta get back to work.
So dumb. Still kena at this kind of age -.-
Signing out,
Kelcium is so dumb. He scalded his mouth.
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